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   Sep
   
   

   mariahairam:

    

   The Defibrillator Toaster

   My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

   “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

   this is the best oh my god

   He’s bread, Jim.

   CHARGE AT 200. CLEAR !

   OH MY GOD I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

   NURSE, WHERE IS MY GOD-JAM NUTELLA? THERE ARE LIVES AT STEAK HERE.

   (via rialorraine)

   • AHAHAH
   • I NEED THIS
   • lol
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