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    Sep
    mariahairam:   The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” this is the best oh my god He’s bread, Jim. CHARGE AT 200. CLEAR ! OH MY GOD I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NURSE, WHERE IS MY GOD-JAM NUTELLA? THERE ARE LIVES AT STEAK HERE.

    mariahairam:

     

    The Defibrillator Toaster

    My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

    “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

    this is the best oh my god

    He’s bread, Jim.

    CHARGE AT 200. CLEAR !

    OH MY GOD I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

    NURSE, WHERE IS MY GOD-JAM NUTELLA? THERE ARE LIVES AT STEAK HERE.

    (via rialorraine)

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twenty but i look fifteen. Loud. Happy. Extrovert. Smiling Face. 90s baby.

Perfectionist. Obsessive and Compulsive. Geek. Future-oriented.

MGC New Life Alumna. Tomasino. Studying to become a movement specialist (that's Physical Therapist, in layman's term and no, it's not masahista). Red Cross Volunteer.

Band vocalist/Worship leader. Born again.


Saved by Grace through Faith. Lives to Serve. Hates Apathy. Does not Settle for Mediocrity.




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